What leaves a wet spot in the bed after the lights go down?  A hole in the waterbed.  sigh - I am soooo coooold. 

1:30am I awoke to something wet and chilly in the bed.  i first think that the cat had pissed in the bed, but the cat has been put up forthe night.  touch on the lamp real quick and sure enough.  there is a fucking leak in the bed.   its creating a pool about 20 inches wide and 28 inches tall.   in the middle of my side.  sigh, pull the covers over that spot and put a pillow on it.  use my jacket as new blanket.  sccot to bottom of bed to avoid the wet spot.

2:30am   freezing and can't go back to sleep.  this is a short jacket

3:30am what was that..?  no, i thought i fell asleep, but it was just my imagination.  so tired and cold

6:30am  the alarm goes off.  i was waiting for it, glowering at the time ticking up.  i might have fell asleep, but i cant tell.i have changed the pillow to the top of my legs as if it were a really thick, really short blanket, and my stuffed elephant is my pillow, protecting me from the creeping wetspot.  i roll over and grunt and swear, but i know, the alarm is going to go off again in 9 minutes.  It's torture i tell ya!

7:30  taking child to school.  still cold.

8:00 at work.  people laugh when i tell them about the waterbed.   sigh, im still cold, but now im tired as well.